April 3, 2006 - Monday
I wish Liz didn't periodically delete her myspace profile, because her comments on my blog were really funny. Alas. I think the first comment she made here, next to "Profile No Longer Exists" referred to the awful photo I took of my dislocated toenail. Took the photo while she and I were on a cruise in March 2006. Had to include it in the following comment, of course!
| 5:31 PM - letter to my toenails
Current mood:  hopeful Dear Toenails of Big Toes,
Why don't you attach yourselves to your home base, Mr. Big Toe 1 and Mr. Big Toe 2? You gross me out when you are disconnected from the skin and endless grains of sand and dirt sneak under ye when I'm trying to relax at the beach.
I'm sorry you got stepped on so many times that you became bruised. I'm sorry that the blood of these bruises gathered between you and the toe and that that's the reason why you are no longer As One. But come on. Haven't you punished me enough? I haven't even been dancing like a fool in weeks. I've been treating you nicely, clipping you with ginger hands and bathing you in hydrogen peroxide.
Please reconsider. Don't be so ugly and creepy. Just make up with the Big Toe Skin and rejoin it. Please.
Sincerely,
J. Evelyn
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