11/29/06 - ridiculous myspace survey (with comments outshining the blog)

November 29, 2006 - Wednesday

11:28 PM - A really f'ed up way of gauging your happiness, brought to you by a myspace survey... Taken from a myspace forward someone sent me. Look at the questions posed here. If we answer all of them, we are happy. Having a swimming pool in your backyard equals one nugget of happiness, as does having a boyfriend or girlfriend. Your parents' letting you keep a myspace profile holds the same weight as being happy with your appearance. This is very strange. And no, I'm not taking it too seriously. But it's still disturbing to me. (One gem = "You collect something normal." Ha.) ************* How happy are you?: [ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend [ ] You own a cell phone. [ ] You have an ipod/ mp3 player. [ ] Your parents are still married. [ ] You have more than 2 best friends. [ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard. T 0 T A L: [ ] You dress how you want to. [ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week. [ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room. [ ] You have never been beaten up [ ] You NEVER cry more than twice a month. [ ] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to. [ ] People don't use you for something you have. [ ] You have been to a concert. T 0 T A L: [ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace [ ] You have pictures on myspace. [ ] Your parents let you have a myspace [ ] You get allowance [ ] You collect something normal. [ ] You look forward to going to school. [ ] You don't wish you were someone else. [ ] You play a sport. [ ] You occasionally do something after school/work. T 0 T A L: [ ] You own a car. [ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). [ ] You are happy with your appearance [ ] You aren't self-consious [ ] You have never gotten a failing grade in your life [ ] You have friends T 0 T A L: [ ] You know what is going on in the world. [ ] You care about many people. [ ]You are happy with your life [ ] You know more than one language [ ] You have a screen name. [ ] own a pet. [ ] You know the words to more than 5 songs. [ ] You dont have any enemies [ ] You are a generally nice person. T O T A L: OVERALL T O t A L: Now count your numbers and multiply by three. Then title this "MY LIFE IS _.._% HAPPY Currently watching : Okie Noodling: A Documentary by Bradley Beesley Release date: By 03 February, 2004 4 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

	Joe	I propose these changes to the survey: How happy are you?: [ ] You have a boy gerbil/girl gerbil. [ ] You own a cellophane factory. [ ] You have an ulcer/ mp3 player. [ ] Your parents are still. [ ] You have more than 2 gerbils. [ ] There is a deep fat fryer in your bedroom. T 0 T A L: [ ] You dress where you want to. [ ] You hang out with gerbils more than once a week. [ ] There is a computer/ map of Yugoslavia in your room. [ ] You have never been up. [ ] You NEVER eat more than twice a month. [ ] You are allowed to listen to music. [ ] People don't use cars. [ ] You have been to a house. T 0 T A L: [ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace. [ ] You have pictures on myspace. [ ] You refuse to capitalize the M and the S in myspace. [ ] You get high. [ ] You collect something normal. [ ] You look forward to teaching young children about sex. [ ] You wish you were someone else. [ ] You play with gerbils. [ ] You occasionally do something. T 0 T A L: [ ] You own a gerbil. [ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(sausage). [ ] You are happy with your mullet. [ ] You aren't consious. [ ] You can't spell consious. [ ] You have never thrown a can of pineapple juice at a cat. [ ] You have X-ray vision. T 0 T A L: [ ] You know what is going on in your stomach. [ ] You care about useful people. [ ] You are happy. [ ] You can say "I've got a hankering for some Hardee's" in more than one language [ ] You have a screen name. [ ] I own a pet. [ ] You know the words to "It's a Small, Small World" and you sing them all the time [ ] You have many enemies in the insect world. [ ] You fuck gerbils. T O T A L: OVERALL T O t A L: Now count your fingers and multiply by three. Then title this "MY LIFE IS _.._% HAPPY Posted by Joe on November 30, 2006 - Thursday at 6:07 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	SUPER JAN!!	And I propose that Joe Lennon be declared the smartest and funniest human in all of Czechorepublica. Posted by SUPER JAN!! on November 30, 2006 - Thursday at 10:24 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	amysalley	i second that. and i have thrown a pineapple juice can at a cat. weird. my happiness score is two. Posted by amysalley on December 6, 2006 - Wednesday at 5:23 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

K

my mom tried to take down my myspace account because strange men were asking me to send them pictures of myself. luckily all the prescriptions she is on (add ten points of happiness) made her fall asleep and forget to get me removed. score. Posted by K on November 30, 2006 - Thursday at 2:16 PM